Wally, what's your taste in girls? (Honest question. >.<)
Taste in the ladies huh?
Okay, so like — they gotta have a sense of humor. I mean, if they don’t get my jokes, what kind of life are we suppose to live together? A crappy one full of my amazing wit falling on deaf ears, is the answer.
Attractive but looks ain’t everything. I’ve met loads of chicks who were lookers but boring as freakin` dirt! It was like talking to a wall, or Red Tornado. Yeah, you’re nice to look at, but I need some substance, babe.
Oh, feisty is a plus.
Nothing like living in constant fear of being physically abused to keep things interesting, ya` know what I’m saying?
Anyone need a Wally?
For psl or group, I’m totes open.
Little late to the game with fanmail, tumblr.
Been getting that junk for years.
I mean, I sleep on comically oversized burlap sacks filled with letters of adoration.


Anonymous
First thing you think of when I say "blonde." Go.
First thing that comes to mind, first thing that comes to mind.
Oh! The babelicious weather girl on channel six.

Anonymous
What about nicknames for Roy?
I got a few— and he loves them all dearly.
Red Arrow: RA, Speedy-o, Angsty McSidekick, Roy Roy Roy Your Boat.

Anonymous
Do you have any nicknames for the team or the league?
Do I have nicknames? Do I have nicknames?
The Team
Robin: Rob, Heterosexual Life Partner, Boy Wonder, Bats Jr, Robin: the vertically challenged.
Artemis: Arty, Blondie, Gorgeous, She Who Must Not Be Named, Blonde and Arrows.
Superboy: Supes, Roid Rage, Kent, Brooding Boy of Steel.
Aqualad: Kal, Fishsticks (used only when I get the worst part of a mission)
Miss Martian: MM, Megalicious, Nutmeg, Mars Bars.